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Spreadable Pornstar Martini


  • Award-winning vodka passion fruit preserve

  • The perfect accompaniment to tantalising toast or a slutty bagel

  • Or bake with it, stir it into cocktails, eat it with your hands like an animal

  • Made with real passion fruit and cheeky lashings of vodka

  • For the sexiest breakfast in bed of your life

  • All natural ingredients, no nasties

  • Vegan friendly!

  • Contains real passionfruit and vodka

  • Hangover free indulgence

  • You heard us, it’s basically impossible to get tipsy on this tantalising stuff

Availability: In stock

£9.95

Product Description

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Invite that well endowed pizza delivery guy in, but throw that extra pepperoni stuffed crust in the bin. You’ve got something much more exciting for him to get his lips around. 

Get your mind out of the gutter, it’s our award-winning pornstar martini marmalade! There’s a new spread on the familiar black leather couch pantry scene and it certainly ain’t no Nutella. 

Gone are the days of your nana’s favourite wartime preserve. One sexy makeover and many shots of vodka later, this minxy marmalade is unlike anything you (or your grandma) have ever had before. 

Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka. 

Spread it, drink it, bake with it, lick it, spoon it, swallow it, sensually smear it over your lover*… hey, there’s a reason it’s called passionfruit!

Ingredients:

Sugar, oranges, lime, lemon, passion fruit puree, passion fruit, vodka, citric acid, vanilla

Dimensions:

H6.5 x W6.5 x D6.5cm, 225g

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